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I was wondering lately how much improvement the dog clothing industry needs. Balmain for example, they could start making doggy dress versions of what goes down the runway, and price it REASONABLY, say 100 dollars or so, and people would totally buy into it you know why??
Because its like if you can’t afford a freaking 20 thousand dollar dress for yourself from Balmain, at least your dog can! Its the same as all those highschool girls buyING a Marc Jacobs 200$ key chain cause they can’t afford the 1300 dollar bag.

Could you imagine a Givenchy lace concoction done for your little doggy? Anyway here is another “who wore it better”. Everyone that has been reading my blog from the start knows I love the “who wore it betters”.

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Rocky wears bandage tissue dress, with exposed zipper running down center front and doggy shoes from doggy store. Rocky also sports the model off duty hair and condescending “you’re the height of my legs” look. Isn’t she a total supermodel?

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“Get a grip” look given to me from Rocky. She is thinkin, “why is this effing girl making me suffer cause she’s broke and she can’t go out and party like normal early twenty somethings??”

PS, can you all tell from this last picture I’m trying that flashy Terry richardson style photo? ha ha

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22 Comments

  1. oh my god this is too cute
    pleeeeeease do another one! and i’m really amazed by the quality of your photos…your blog tempts me to share my own cooking misadventures :)

    by the way, from where did you order your macaron book????

  2. So hilarious and rad. I think Nico needs this too. I love her expression in the last photo seriously!! Also I think making yourself this dress is not a bad idea either.

  3. Fashion has gone to the dogs…quite literally. Love the pose-y pictures and the dog’s droll expression! Please do more!

  4. oh my f-ing god. this is hilarious. i don’t think my german shepherd mix would be quite so willing a model.

  5. how mindblowing are the model’s shoes?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  6. So freaking cute!

  7. Rocky all the way.
    He has the genuine “say it to my face, you know I’m better and always will be” attitude. Especially with his little shoes.

  8. Rocky, 1. Random Asian model, 0.

    And thanks for sending me the recipe! I’ll try it out sometime this week and let you know how it goes. I love spicy food, too (I’m Korean as well).

  9. OMG. is this the one time ever that its ok for me to say “i die”? because over this i definitely do. Rocky all the way, her dress is giving me lou gehrigs disease.

  10. Oh I love this! Your dog is so cute!

  11. crackin me up…this is absolutely brilliant.

  12. OMG! So cute. lol. She defo wears it best. God I cant get over the cuteness

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  13. This deserves some type of Internet Award—made my day…judy

  14. judy- so glad to brighten your day. This is what luxirare is all about.

  15. Everyone!
    Thank you for all the comments, I’m surprised you all love it so much! There are more to come, get ready for balmain dresses for dogs, and punk renditions.
    Love,
    Luxirare

  16. haha she’s adorable

  17. ur dog is the cutest, chicest dog ever…my dog hates 2 pose, i gotta catch her off guard

  18. this is my absolute favorite post ever in blog history. totally made my day. and i needed a really good belly laugh.

    rocky wins obv.

    x
    melissa

  19. This is so great! Do it again! And Rocky totally rocks the dress better.

  20. haha last picture and caption is golden

  21. I have an almost identical spiked necklace which I also put on my cat for photos. He was not amused.

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