Fashion Week Conversations

There are so many things connected to the weeks of fashion that you cannot describe if you weren’t there to witness them. From the power of music chosen to make a show (which can go from transcendental to something incredibly outdated), up to the strange familiarity you feel towards the people (always the same!) with whom you meet for 3 weeks in a row.

In an attempt to try to show you the anti-glamour glow of these weeks, I found a list containing seven of the most frequent questions you can hear during fashion presentations, in bars, or in shops – followed, obviously, by the most suitable answers. It is enough to read the just once, and it would be like you already experienced ten parties of the kind at once. Enjoy!

  1. Q: Where are you staying?
    A: The Maurice, the Ritz, the Park Hyatt, the Renaissance

 

  1. Q: When did you land?
    A: Last Sunday. Great flight, thanks to my assistant, Xanax.

 

  1. Q: When are you leaving?
    A: Monday, thank God. I must have put on 10 pounds already.

 

  1. Q: How is your driver?
    A: Genius. He knows where all the Starbucks are.

 

  1. Q: What have you liked?
    A: YSL, Givenchy, McQueen, Lanvin, Galliano.

 

  1. Q: Did you get Balenciaga?
    A: Yes, barely. Ended up sitting in the accesory editor’s lap.

 

  1. Q: Team Bee (shaffer) or team Julia (Roitfeld)?
    A: Oh please, I can’t think. I have a hangover, my brain hurts.

2 Comment

  1. M says: Reply

    Lol!

  2. funny, make my day

    Q: How is your driver?
    A: Genius. He knows where all the Starbucks are.

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