4 American Classics, 1 machine
So it’s pretty clear by now that I’ve made more than enough attempts at difficult recipes, things that aren’t exactly realistic for a person who has a serious job, or someone who has a family, kids to pick up from soccer practice, or for a typical twenty-thirty something that works 9-7 and then goes out every night for happy hour. For me, these recipes are difficult, and there is so much research I have to do to find out about molecular gastronomy. But honestly, it is much harder to be creative when there are severe constraints on one’s time and space. I do realize that for most 20 somethings living in urban areas, one tends to deal with limited spaces in kitchens with little access to machines. It may not even be due to economic scarcity, one can still have money and not have the space to keep all these tools, but you understand what I’m getting at. Time and space, always two things we struggle with.
First things first, grocery shopping.



No shopping at Balduccis, Eataly, OR Citarella. You can tell, no?

At this moment I confronted my Waffle machine, lots of questions..but no answers.. My thinking is always applied in a backwards fashion: Always acting childishly at crucial moments when adult-like thinking is required..and acting like an adult (jaded, cynical) when I should be thinking childishly. But this time I forced myself to think childishly about this machine, no preconceptions. Waffle machines have to produce waffles exclusively? Nonsense! With this machine, I’m going to take a spin on 4 American classics. Ticking clock + American classics + 1 machine. These were the stipulations, musn’t ignore them.

American Classic #1 will be Corn beef hash. Oh but this time I switched it up with Prosciutto. It would be too difficult put prosciutto directly into this waffle machine and expect it to create a strong shape. I had to scheme like an adult now, no more childish thinking. I made a paste of sorts, Prosciutto and egg whites along with some crackled pepper and a touch of flour.

Place the prosciutto in the pan first, then layer with mash potatoes..You could even use slices of potato..whatever you want. It’s going to sit in between so it doesn’t matter what style of potato it is, but we still want to keep things classic. What would corn beef hash be without potatoes?

Steaming..

You will get a super crisp crust. Prosciutto, the reason why I used it… It tends to crisp up much more than corned beef.

You’ll want to trim your edges, give those to your dog or something, but I just ate them. Yum. Sorry, dog. I’ve recently made you an Adidas tracksuit, enough is enough.

I served this on a bed of bruised kale, and topped it off with an over easy egg. The only way I like my eggs when corn beef hash is involved.


Where is my tabasco??


Okay, breakfast cleared. Now it’s time for lunch. American Classic #2. Pizza. So maybe it is not SO american, but please let this one slide… we can just say American – Italian. Instead of Pepperoni I am using Soppressata.







Almost, but not there yet..

Almost, not yet.

Now we are ready to slice and pull apart. You can tell it’s very crusty, just the way I like it.







Next American Classic: Philly Cheesesteaks. Waffle machine is still here of course.

Again with execution. No room for a thick piece of crusty bread, but one could use some flaky phyllo dough instead. You cannot go wrong, it’s like eating buttery paper.

Make sure to salt all layers of your ingredients. The meat and onions when you are cooking these separately… Adding salt later will do nothing. No need to salt the cheese of course.


Caramelized onions, sharp cheddar, and some rib eye (thinly sliced) cooked medium rare. You don’t want to over cook this meat because it will continue to cook in the machine. Be careful.


..Dinner..




Last American classic: Oreos. I’ve had a 20 year love affair with Oreos. I start here with finely grated cookies. The whole time this mixture was messing with my eyes, kept thinking it was coffee but no coffee smell..You don’t need the food processor, or the cold cut slicer, obviously there are non machine methods to get your oreos to break up. I folded this into some pancake/waffle mix.

By now I hope you understand the general concept. This time I cooked a classic oreo waffle but I sliced it in half and placed some vanilla ice cream in between. Hot and cold desserts..





Breakfast lunch dinner dessert. Prosciutto hash, pizza, Philly cheesesteak, and oreos. 1 execution method. Thanks for reading, more soon.

Never too late to get a waffle machine…

I want to go out and buy a waffle maker now ha
Oh… my…
the waffle-iron pizza? blows my mind!!!
I need a Waffle machine right NOW! Incredible as always!
Perfect. I know what I’m making next week! I love the idea of using the same machine, same shape, similar texture, but so different.
proud that you’re korean.
haha ditto
totally brilliant.
For the first time in my life, I feel like I need a waffle machine.
I second that.
absolute genius! simple and yet delicious.
that is incredible.
oh gosh we are on identical wavelengths. i’ve made brownies and falafels in my waffle machine lately. in fact i’ve renamed it the falafel machine, that project was so good.
you should post that falafel recipe!
NO WORDS, just one. Genius.
O sweet Luxirare, thank you so much for contributing to the increase of American obesity/diabetes epidemic with your ingenious design of a pizza within a waffle. My crack team of 16 lead researchers has come up with horseshit compared to the almighty creation that is the Pwaffle. Your first Ferrari will be on me when I sell the company to Stouffer’s in 3 years. Cy@
Nice post!
By strange coincidence, I was reading The Spiteful Chef, another blog on modernist cuisine, and came across this post about a meal at iNG – http://thespitefulchef.blogspot.com/2011/11/longest-post-ever-review-of-ing-aviary.html – which, if you scroll down, shows a waffle topped with butter and syrup… Except that both the waffle and butter are actually ice cream.
All of your food pics are A+++
So creative and meticulously done. #dope
Great post. How long did the pizza waffle cook for?
these are just absolutely mouth-watering photos!
xx
Oh my god, amazing! I would be very, very happy to find any of these near enough to me to eat, but I especially love the oreo waffle ice cream sandwich. Oh, and maybe the breakfast too… I don’t know!
Once again, you’ve enlightened me. Now I’m wondering if I could maybe make crab cake waffles… With remoulade drizzled over…
Wow. So simple, but you make it look amazing. LOVE this post.
As I was reading this post and scrolling, I was praying it would never end. Once again, I am astounded by the thought put into all of this. At first glance, the execution sounds complicated, but you make it look really simple. I guess for a genius like you, it is.
Ammmmmmazing.
They all look amazing but I must say that I love that Oreo waffle ice cream sandwich the most!
I love waffle machines. In France they usually multitask, you can change the plates and the waffle machine turns into a gril or a grilled cheese sandwich maker…
This post is totally awesome. I enjoy every post so much!
the fact that you own a deli-meat slicer like that just takes you to a different crazy level!!! awesome post.
absolutely amazing, especially the oreos!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow!!!
That pizzawaffles looks pretty cool! Easy lunch
The versatility of waffle machines! I just discovered them!
Simply put, you are a GENIUS!!!
xx
Ahhhh gimme! All look delicious – but I’m especially craving that cheesesteak!
Wow, thank you for all these ideas!
Yup….you are the goddess of food. Your post has saved my relationship with my waffle maker.
Stunning waffles. No doubt about it. At the beginning I thought you’d be doing some ‘normal everyday cooking’. What was I thinking. Of course, you’d be doing something extraordinary.
And the mini shopping cart rules.
Loulou
woww!! genius! Love the waffless.. totally drooling!
This is absolutely brilliant. My mom wants me to take the waffle iron with me when I move. I was reluctant about it at first, because of possible space issues, but now I have no worries, since you’ve made the machine so versatile! Thanks for sharing.
I’M SO HUNGRY.
looks absolutely delicious , i think you and this months bon appetit magazine have convince me that I need a waffle maker !!
That prosciutto hash is making me emotional.
BRB. Buying a waffle iron.
best fuckin’ waffles EVER!!!!!
nataliya
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We’ve had a waffle maker for about a year now and I’ve experimented with all kinds of flours and liquids with lots of interesting results, but your hash here is at a whole other level—super inspirational!
omg, im drooling! speaking of fancy gastronomy, have you seen this book yet? http://www.amazon.ca/Modernist-Cuisine-The-Science-Cooking/dp/0982761007/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1330706702&sr=8-1 Im dying to poke through it, but 500$ for a book series is alittle much right now.
oh my god. its 12.44pm and i think i need lunch. this post is amazingly delicious
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What’s with the latex gloves? So creepy…..
aka so awesome
i think i just died—this is so amazing!
I NEED a waffel machine and will make that oreo/icecream cake waffel thing first thing!
So original, this post is performance art.
awesome waffles! Ive been looking to buy a waffle machine, but the one I planned to buy isnt nearly as sexy looking as the one you own. what brand/model is that waffle maker?
LOL the tiny shopping cart.
Clever post, everything looks tasty.
dude, that’s a quality mini cart!! It tickled my fancy when I saw how you filled it with ingredients used in your recipes. Too cute. Not surprisingly, you have very innovative ideas! That ginormous oreo waffle sammich kills me. I must say though, that just the thought of cleaning the waffle machine is a deterrent for me to use it. Mine hasn’t seen the light of day in about 9 years…
“Rawr” is dinosaur for “genius”. The oreo ice cream sandwich is so reminiscent of those old classic ice cream sammies by Klondike? Did anyone say that already? Great, great delicious, tasty post. I used to do the same thing with our toastie maker. A childhood dream come true, this post is. Waffle maker PBJs? Something with crispy potatoes and gravy and fried chicken?
The amount of detail that goes into your photography is just mind blowing. I never spend this much time observing food.
I love how with the phyllo pastry you can almost see through it. Fantastic.
And yes, I’m mad about oreos as well…Something my friends cannot seem to understand.
BTW I must say that Canadian Oreos have a much better cookie than the American counterpart, though the American one has a better icing.
You should try it sometime if you get the chance.
Fantastic!
You’re a genius
my favourite is the philly cheese steak. heck ya phyllo pastry
*takes off glasses* Mother of God.
I just made waffles like these last weekend! I used waffle batter with parmesan, oregano, hot pepper flakes and cornmeal. Topped with an over easy egg- so delicious! I will most definitely be making those oreo waffles though- amazing!
this is just genius!
xx
INSIDE IN INSIDE OUT
That oreo one is CRAY!
This is awesome beyond words! I love these things look so much more convenient in waffle-form as well
Oh man, you should check out Waffleizer. You guys could be friends. http://www.waffleizer.com/
All of these look fabulous, by the way.
OMG!! RUNNING to buy a waffle maker now!! You are amazing!
how are you not 500 lbs??
The Minute I set my eyes on your posts glitter explodes throughout the atmosphere angels and fairies dance across the room the world shines rainbow colors I love your blog keep posting baby X mercury moonshine dutchess
you probably hear this every day but, will you marry me?!?
You’re a pure genius ! Loved this post, it’s amazing ! I wish I was like you in the kitchen
Fashion and Cookies
I’ve had a waffle maker for years and I’ve only used it a few times, partly because I don’t like cleaning it… but you’ve inspired me to break it out, esp to make those orea waffle ice-cream sammies! Did you use only the cookie part of the oreos, or the cream part too for those? Thanks!
This is genius! I think everyone who reads this post wants to go out and buy a waffle maker right now. I know I want to, despite all the waffle maker cleaning horror stories I’ve heard.
Mind = blown.
One word…amazing!
From now on my waffle maker will work more…
Mmmm! I just died.
I don’t know how you do it!
And the reason I have never commented before is plainly because what can one say?
You’re epic!
As a Philadelphian, I should be horrified by your cheesesteak waffle. Instead, I just want to know if I can have a bite.
I would love to see a mac and cheese version of this….
DUDE! you’re outta control! nearly lost it at the sight of the oreo creation. mind-blowing creativity yet again
Today’s pace of life is so fast few of us have time to shop let alone prepare good wholesome meals which is very sad as ultimately it is our bodies and our health that suffers!
Fortunately with the advent of the intenet more of us can work away from an office which means more quality time gained from the lack of commuting and I personally have made the most of this by preparing freshly cooked meals! My OH also left corporate life and together we set up our new business within walking distance of home! Quality of life!
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oh How cuute is that mini shopping trolley !!
MIND BLOWN!!!!
What sort of waffle iron do you have????? Brilliant work by the way!
You are a Genius-wunderbar!
this post is so addicting!!! i LOVE it SO much!!!
Recently, I’ve been on the fence about getting a waffle machine. But now, you have just made my mind up for me! <3
Loved the post! Where did you get this waffle iron from? I have been looking for a similar one for a while now. Thanks,
don’t underestimate the stupidity of people — have the common sense to please blur out any identifying characteristics, e.g. the license plate of an innocent victim of your creativity — re: live blog, c’mon now, you are so much smarter than that!
A really interesting concept very well executed and beautifully photographed.
It illustrates quite how versatile pastry/batter/bread dough is.
Great stuff!
I trust nothing taste as good as it looks until I am invited for breakfast/lunch/dinner!
This is perfect b/c I just got a two waffle makers for my birthday!
Amazing idea !
I need a waffle machine now !
Wow1 I THINK THAT OREO SANDWICH THING COULD CATCH ON! CAN’T WAIT TO TRY IT!
……….NOT FUCKING FAIR
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Why can I not pin this
Lol yea let me just get out my restaurant-grade meat slicer from the cabinet…
This was a genius post – very creative and the food looked delicious. Hopefully I can replicate the prosciutto dish. I also really like your photography skills!
Amazing. I need a waffle maker now!
Would you be willing to post the recipes for the corn beef hash one?
Yet another issue is really that video gaming became one of the all-time most important forms of excitement for people spanning various ages. Kids play video games, plus adults do, too. Your XBox 360 has become the favorite video games systems for many who love to have a huge variety of activities available to them, and also who like to learn live with others all over the world. Many thanks for sharing your thinking.
Even I’m impressed…54-year old waffle maven. Waffles most every week, rain or shine.
OMG! Breakfast, Lunch and dinner AND desert. I’m off to find a waffle maker.
Two words: food porn.